I remember that night vividly. It was the eve of the 1998 Philippine presidential elections and I was at some local bar, ready to get my weekly fix of alcohol when the bartender informed us that that we couldn't order any alcoholic beverages because of the elections the next day. "Holy fucking shit! Putang ina!" I told myself. I was deprived of the lifeblood of my existence and had it replaced with 40 peso orange juice???!!! That night, while saturating myself with the sweetness of sugar, water, citric acid, and Vitamin C; I wondered why I was suffering like this. The answer hit me. I and all my fellow pinoys were abstaining from liquor and sacrificing so that the next day we would head to the ballot boxes with clear heads. Heads which were supposed to be clear and sober enough to vote wisely. I GUESS THAT A FEW MILLION PINOYS MUST HAVE DRUNK A GALLON OF RED HORSE BEER EACH, BEFORE THEY HEADED TO THE POLLS!!! Because they somehow managed to friggin' vote some goddamn buffoon to the office of PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF THE PHILIPPINES! Ang masasabi ko lang ay ito "KASALANAN NIYO! BINOTO NIYO KASI!" THIS WEBPAGE SERVES AS A CONSTANT REMINDER OF THE MISTAKE WE FILIPINOS MADE! MAY GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!